Earlier today on NBC The Kelly Clarkson Showguest Jack Black appeared wearing a Bowser costume that showed off a lot of his private sponge and koopa, forcing network censors to awkwardly blur his entire crotch.
During today’s episode of the NBC daytime talk showthe stars of the upcoming animated film Super Mario Bros. Movie appears to be talking about the film and smiling a lot as part of the usual media blitz associated with major Hollywood films. And as part of this “fun” segment on the show, the entire cast “tricked” Jack Black, who voices Bowser in the movie, into dressing up as the character. Apparently, they told him they were all going to do the same thing — dress up like their video game counterparts — and they didn’t, leading to network-approved pranks via this totally real and very funny “prank” with the actor/comedian/ the musician/TikTok star.
However, when Jack Black made his goofy entrance, doing all the things you’d expect the actor to do—like high-kicking, screaming, and dancing—things got weird, as NBC decided the country wasn’t ready to see the outline of the ball on Jack Black fired on national television. So when he comes in and starts dancing, his crotch is completely smeared.
So what’s going on here? How much of Jack’s sack and sausage could the audience and studio crew actually see? Well, we can get a little hint if we look at Black before he pops out like crazy. The network didn’t seem to mind or notice the crotch bulge Black was sporting when he first spoke to Kelly Clarkson backstage.
It is interesting to note that the camera operator during this introduction quickly moves up to cut to Black’s crotch. Maybe even they realized what was being shown and decided to hide it. But once Black takes the stage, there’s no hiding her junk, loosely rocking an outfit that was probably picked up hours before by some intern who was really hoping for a better job in Hollywood by now. But hey, at least you didn’t have to spend a few hours smearing Jack Black’s cock and balls so as not to disgust the sane audience watching Kelly Clarkson’s morning show.
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie hits theaters April 5, 2023. Jack Black is in it. But unfortunately, I don’t think you’ll see his balls.